1. How did you die?
Car accident. I believe it was explained on the first post, haha.
2. How long have you been gone?
Let's see, what day is it... Two years, as of last week.
3. Death age/true age?
17/18 (almost 19-- Yeek!)
4. What do you miss the most about being alive?
I miss the sun. I miss food. I miss holding hands with my (ex-)boyfriend. I miss warmth. I miss that cold, drippy feeling you get when you get pelted with a snowball and it melts on your skin. I miss sleeping. I miss dreaming.
But mostly, I miss feeling normal.
5. What, if anything, is cool about being a zombie?
Well, you don't have to worry about anyone trying to copy you. *deadpan*
6. How did your family react to you coming back?
My mom was overjoyed. The docs said that she started crying as soon as they told her I was back.
My Father ((stepfather. AKA, Stepdouche.)) on the other hand... he was disgusted. He thought that the whole zombie-ism was an abomination, that the dead should stay dead, that "If the Lord took them once, he should keep them."
The docs told me that he went outside, grabbed the shotgun he keeps in his truck, and attempted to find me.
7. Most humiliating moment as a zombie?
Oh, God... lemme think. Probably when a few of my friends at my second high school found out what I was. They screamed and one of them dropped their tray. THAT was fun...
But they still accepted me, so it all turned out okay. :)
8. Visible signs of zombieism?
My skin has a grayish tinge to it, which is a bit of a downer. And I've got this huge scar on my neck from The Accident; big enough that anyone who knows anything about wounds could tell that I died. I've got a limp, too.
9. Goals/ambitions?
Honestly, I just want to live. (Metaphorically speaking, obv.) I want zombies to have rights, sure. But I think that we're going to have to let the American population have some time to get used to things before that can happen. It's got to be gradual.
Wow, that was a tangent. I want to do sports, though. I was on the football team at my old school. No shit. I was the kicker, and I was damn good. But, now that I'm a zombie (and a GIRL zombie, at that), my new school won't let me play.
10. "If I were alive today, I would..."
Go find Thom (aka my ex) and slap him. He always said that he was cool with the whole zombie thing, that he thought it was interesting, but now I realize that he only said that for me. As soon as I got back, he flipped shit on me.
I swear, this is the last post for today. I think.
-Mikey
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