So I've got nothing else to write about, so I'm going to introduce one of my friends. He's a zombie like me.
I *was* going to write up this huge paragraph, explaining how awesome Shawn was, but then he read my blog and said that he wanted to do his own little meme. So here we are. I'll get you Alyssa's tomorrow.
That is, if he ever gets BACK to me...
Ah, here we go. I present to you, Shawn Devar.
1. How did you die?
I had sex so often that I fell off the bed and hit my head. I died of blunt force trauma.
See, the funny part is that you think I'm kidding. :D
2. How long have you been gone?
Six months.
3. Death age/true age?
21/22
4. What do you miss the most about being alive?
I'm not gonna lie... I miss sex.
5. What, if anything, is cool about being a zombie?
You don't have to worry about sickness or disease. Or alcohol poisoning.
6. How did your family react to you coming back?
Kinda creeped out... but not by much. I've done worse.
7. Most humiliating moment as a zombie?
I can't get a stiffie. ....Ha! I made a joke.
8. Visible signs of zombieism?
I've got a nasty-ass scar on my head from my BFT.
9. Goals/ambitions?
Do everything that would've gotten me in serious trouble when I was alive. Make amends with my loved ones.
10. "If I were alive today, I would..."
Be doing the same thing. Chillin' like a villain.
He's such a good influence on me, isn't he?
-Mikey
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